The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission
Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke
The act of writing messages when people are offline, but when they return messages or they are online again and they say "hey i got your message." and then log off
DATE May,5,2010 ~ You: "Hey! I heard you won your baseball game! give me the deatails."
DATE May,6,2010~Friend: "Hey i got your message, dude, the score was 10-2, i pitched and struck out everyone, whats new with you?"
You: logs off.
Friend:" YOUR SUCH A FREAKN' AIM GHOST!"
A simp that would give you anything even if they didn’t have a crush on you. They give you extra because they like you a lot, but everything they do is out of love. They’ll continue to help you even if their intentions are misunderstood.. whether they want a sexual relationship or not, the spirit inside them simply wants you to be happy.
friend 1: dude, that kid is a total simp.
friend 2: yeah, he is kind of a ghost simp though.. i feel like he just wants to help.
Ghost Simp: Hey y’all want some quesadillas? Also, i put some clean clothes in the car for ya and put some $urpises in the pockets. 😜
When a man's genitalia is too small to feel anything, it is believed you are being Ghost Tentacled.~
Due to John's genitalia being too small, Sue believed she was being " Ghost Tentacled".
Another name for a crucifix, Its uncommon, and used mainly by middle schoolers
"Man, That ghost couldn't handle my ghost stick." Said the priest
The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.
I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.
Also known as slow ghosting. This is defined as when someone ends a relationship with someone in a longer timeframe than a regular ghosting. This can include girlfriends, boyfriends, bosses, coworkers, realtors, and the like.
Billy totally slow ghosted me over the course of the week. We were supposed to go to O'charleys on Saturday for apps.