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Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.

To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.

by Joe Smiff March 1, 2024


AC MILAN

The actual worst italian team and was involved in a scandal

AC MILAN is so bad, they cheated and got caught

by spaghetti merchants May 25, 2022


Ace Me

A bust down of half a cigarette.

Yo bro ace me before you put that bogey out.

by Max Biggavell October 18, 2022


Ace Wanker

2 meanings

1) someone who is the top wanker

2) during a game of cards, is pwned by the Ace card

*Jack is trumped by an Ace in Poker*

Crowd: ACE WANKER!!!

by Kaz31 July 6, 2013


Aces right

used when talking about small, microscopic things. also used when talking about instances with bad outcomes

mark: that party was so awful
jacob: yeah it was smaller than aces right

by yankriotharfer9 July 19, 2022


Ace-B

A 14 year old cat hailing from the united kingdom, uses intellectual rhymes , Uses stong lyrics and a piercing voice to deliver his message, Known well for his diss against mc dreded and mc kryptic,

We can't hear ya vocals - Ya on what ace first-did...That clown dreded sounds like a bitch with a dildo inserted! - Ace-B (Royal Flush)

by rislip April 23, 2005


Swaggy Ace

Very swaggy husband <3

Oo yuh look how swag swaggy ace is *light skin face*

by Swaggy Max <3 March 29, 2021