Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!
"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"
"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"
The boy who broke my heart. Alexs are very loving and are amazing. there very cuddly and loves headrubs. like food and sports. mostly busy but will make time for you
(me and a friend playing a game)
Friend: " whats your favorite exs name?"
Me: " Alex/Alexander he was the best bfs ive ever had
A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak
Person 1: hi
Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink
Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead
I had a Totalt Præcis Aurgetn case and got sidetracked.
What an Alex moment!