the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, never the same, totally unique soon to be born child of Jenna and Tyler Joseph
Clikkie 1: I'm so excited for baby joseph to be born!!!
Clikkie 2: I know rightttt!!!
A baby who has a huge diarrhoea.
“It’s me, Baby Kata! I have a huge diarrhoea!
1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.
2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.
1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.
2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness
Same thing as a baby cannon may be used in english slang someone who has too many kids in a short amount of time.
Mia: Did you hear that Brenda is having another baby!
Chloe: Didnt she just give birth to one four months ago?
Mia: Yea she is a real baby popper opens her legs then POP! another baby flies out.
A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.
"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."
"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."
Chicks on the gram that try to be provocative but just end up lookin like a nirvana album cover
Dude, the chicks be lookin like nirvana baby’s these days. They love to show that booty.