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An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself
“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.
A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.
Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.
The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.
Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.
Annoying mf who eats mc wraps 24/7 and defo fancies erin white
Wow, toby beard is broke as fuck! hes defo not made a trench outing game.
Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city
THAT GUY WITH THE FULL URBAN BEARD HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE MOUNTAINS OR EVEN OUT OF THE CITY
Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.
Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.