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When you have your period and blood leaks onto the sheets in your sleep. It’s like wetting the bed only you have less control of it happening as sometimes your wearing adequate period wear but your period might be so heavy that it leaks onto the sheets anyways.
I forgot to put in tampon last night and I ‘red the bed’.
When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.
I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.
A bed designed for puppies to nap in.
Let's give these puppies a puppy bed to sleep in.
When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin
"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"
Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.
Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine
Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.
"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"
Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.
Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?