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The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
When going over a speed bump, one's pectoral area might bounce in an animated fashion, causing a titty bump.
"Wow, that was a big titty bump! I think mine touched the roof of the car."
bump pretties is when two attractive people have sex. bump uglies is when two unattractive people have sex. (or just people having sex in general)
"i heard James and Ava bump pretties earlier today..."
Extremely bad at making out or inexperienced at kissing
I tried making out with a girl but she was just bumping teeth the whole time
Extreamly bad at making out or inexperienced at making out.
This girl was bumping teeth the whole night.
v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.
An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit
I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.