Blakeβs car Is used by shit cunts to be shit
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A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.
Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.
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A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.
Alan is being such a car guard
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When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms
" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "
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Whenever your losing an argument with someone just call them "their name car" with a picture of an ugly car. The car remark has built up has become especially popular in the minecraft modded star wars community but has gradually developed a further reach spreading into other communities.
burner: Thats literally a federal crime im reporting you to the police
you: burner car
charles: you realize the point you just made is stupid and incorrect right?
you: charles car
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A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.
Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.
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A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.
I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.
I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.
Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.
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