Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean
I’m such an ocean child !
A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.
tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car
Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry
child lock
You probably love children so much.Great opportunity to become a star and change your skin color.
Michael Jackson loved child cum
Person 1: That kid is so weird.
Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.
Person 1: What’s that mean?
Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.
Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.
A legacy child is someone who only cares about technology and software from the era of skeuomorphism. They are usually extremely picky about this, and they tend to get into a lot of arguments due to how stubborn they are. As the name suggests, they are usually very childish, and many of them may straight-up be too young for the internet.
Legacy children will usually be seen with exclusively Windows 7 PCs, old Mac OS X machines, and iOS 6 devices, choosing only to use them despite the age and loss of functionality.
Yet another legacy child has joined our jailbreak Discord server, unsurprisingly getting warned three times and banned within a single day.
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describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people
'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."