eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.

Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.

Coming of age

The age you have being in Childhood

I have came the Coming of age

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Come up dirty

For one to become affected by cannabis.

“If I smoke a joint through my nose, will I still come up dirty?”
“Yes randy, you will still come up dirty.”

fat come

stuff that comes out of ur massive fat ass

i had a fat come yesterday

bouta come through

going to come over/ stop by

oh you got cookies? save me some bc I'm bouta come through

A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

coming out

coming out gay or trans or or anything else

mother and father: what is what u want to tell me hun?
the kid: mom dad im coming out as transgender and gay
mom: good for you (or) its just a phase

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