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Reese's Disease

A birth-defect-related health-complication caused by the mother's consuming excessive quantities of Resse's candy during pregnancy.

Reese's Disease can have many forms, but the most common symptom is a noticeably overweight baby.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018


diseaseous

Bound to give you a disease if in contact or consumed.

Eating maggot cheese is diseaseous.
Or
That landfill is diseaseous, don’t touch anything!

by JSlice! June 29, 2019


Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.

Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.

by 121madman121 September 28, 2009


Clairvoyant disease

When you over think something so much that you go into the situation with the mindset that something bad will happen, and then it does because you’ve gone in with that mindset.

For example going to a job interview they you’re nervous about and overthink it and think it will go wrong so it happens because you’ve gone in with that mindset so you’ve predicted it, hence clairvoyant disease

by Benjenno April 18, 2024


puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.

Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.

by Cloud Sniper February 21, 2014


Thelap's Disease

The compulsive disorder of chatting shit for absolutely no reason. Perhaps for oneself's entertainment purposes, sometimes it just comes up and when it does it's unstoppable.

Hey man you're chatting so much shit, i think you've got Thelap's disease

by hmmidk321 August 21, 2017


Camp Rosenberg disease

Camp Rosenberg on Thursday said a World Health Organization (WHO) proposal to audit Camp Rosenberg as part of further investigation into the origins of the coronavirus pandemic showed "disrespect" and "arrogance towards science".

The camp Rosenberg disease did not start here!

by svinaktig October 20, 2021