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This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce
Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.
A disease in which a person is unable to use words properly between the hours of 7 PM and 9 AM.
Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
A disease characterized by suddenly going back to things that one enjoyed in the past
After buying some Star Wars action figures I started suffering from Nostalgia’s Disease
when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.
“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.
A fatal condition in which the victim contracts this disease by inhalation of crust particles. There have been 0 documents survivors.
Doctor- I’m sorry to inform you that you have contracted rohinsons disease.
Me- Ok fine I’m rohit
Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.
The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.
What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.