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The scientific name for Vitiligo
CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?
FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!
Wearing too many graphic tees, hanging w too many girls, calm, luh, too chill, friends w too many people.
I have a dirty case of “Udler Disease”
When one's brain is so crowded with academic information that it interferes with everyday mental functions, especially speaking.
Jen: Hey Maddie!
Maddie: What?
Jen: ...
Maddie: What?!
Jen: Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. I have Minesheimer's Disease
This disease has many symptoms. All symptoms of this disease mimic being bipolar and being psychotic. If you run into someone who has budspair disease, they will most definitely live in indiana and will most definitely have no life, no job and live with their parents. They obsess over average, low par men and will stop at nothing to defend what they call a "relationship".
Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease, she had to be spayed and then put down for the sake of the sane world.
A serious skin-infection caused by excessive handling of decorative wood products.
I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...
Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?