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douche safari

when you go to a place and you notice there's too many douchebags there.

damn, this place is overrun with douchebags. this place is like a douche safari

by bluehefner April 16, 2010


douche snackpack

the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.

shit son that guy is such a douche snackpack he could blow away in a strong wind

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008


M-Douche

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

by jerel89 January 3, 2018


douche elitist

A person who has the douchebag disease!

A person who is a chronic douchebag as douche elitist.

by Seminolemike September 27, 2018


Smug douche

One of the douches from Charlottesville, VA. Usually a stuck up person you has decided their shit doesn't stink. Walks around with a stick up their ass complaining nothing.

Rick is one of those UVA smug douches

by Diggerman84 March 6, 2017


Racer Douche

A subspecies of the common douche. The racer douche is always male and generally falls in the age range of 16-24, but can be older. Like the common douche, the racer douche can be readily identified by his love of graphic t shirts and white plastic frame sun glasses. Additionally, the racer douche believes he is a driver of exceptional capability and spends the bulk of his discretionary income buying after-market kits to increase the horsepower of his Honda Civic. The racer douche sees himself as popular with women, despite rarely having a girlfriend or wife, and spending most of his free time talking to his “bros” about the sweet rims he’s saving up for. The racer douche seldom reads anything other than car magazines and unironically loves the Fast and Furious movie franchise.

Matt’s love of his Miata is getting out of hand, he just spent $1000 dollars on used rims, do you suppose he’s turning into a racer douche?

by Topper 7770 July 3, 2011


Bag of Douches

A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.

While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.

by kingjofus January 11, 2013