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Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have you partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero
Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later the night after war zone.
The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have your partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero
Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later that night after war zone.
when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.
johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit
go mad; behave extremely strangely.
"they looked at me as if I had gone off the deep end"
On the 365th day, on the 24th hour, the 59th minute, and the 59th second of 2020, as the clock strikes twelve, a gamma ray burst from a near by super nova will make a lucky strike, perfectly searing earth, killing everyone instantly.
The ball is dropping and all you can hear are shouts and chears. Anticipation fills the streets of Times Square. TEN! All eyes on One Times Square. NINE! The chearing amplifies EIGHT! All observers now synchronously counting to one SEVEN! The shouting continues... SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! Everyone unanimously wanting the End of 2020! TWO! Impending doom! ONE! Boom. The last thing you see is a instant flash of red light... Then silence... The whole world immediately, filled with peace and tranquility. Thats how 2020 will end.
A book by Stacy McAnulty that is awesome!! Your so bored that you decided to google The World Ends in April on urban dictionary since you love that book or maybe you don't know that it is a book and you typed this in March and you want the world to end in April because you ruined your entire life. But it's probably the book because nobody actually wants the world to end. So basically this book is about a girl who reads a website created by a Harvard person and it claims that an asteroid is going to hit the Earth in April and the main character, Eleanor, finds herself, and her best friend, Mack, leading the TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) club and she needs to find a way to protect her, Mack, and everyone else in the TEOTWAWKI club. Here's Google's summary: Eleanor Dross knows a thing or two about the end of the world, thanks to a survivalist grandfather who stockpiles freeze-dried food and supplies–just in case. So when she reads about a Harvard scientist's prediction that an asteroid will strike Earth in April, Eleanor knows her family will be prepared.
Person: im bored. im gonna type the best book in the world in urban dictionary. oh, someone actually decided to define this awesome book!
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Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)