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Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.
"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"
A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.
Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.
When somebody does something on facebook that is in essence cool but is done so frequently by so many people in such little time that it becomes redundant. Facebook Fads include notes and tag your friend pictures.
Kid 1: Hey man did you see my facebook note last night?
Kid 2: Yeah its the same one I did a week ago its such a Facebook Fad.
when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.
look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox
when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.
Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick
Someone who craves Facebook status attention.
Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
The use of social networking websites like Facebook and Myspace to glean personal information about someone before passing judgement on them.
1) "That guy started bitching at me the other day about my girlfriend... I think he was doing some Facebook reconnaissance."
2) "Did he know about that project i'm working on already or was he just using Facebook reconnaissance?"