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(noun)
A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.
Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.
Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to
James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
she is the worst girlfriend she got drunk and decided to kiss on other dudes
August 2nd, the day you celebrate having online girlfriends.
hey bro did you know it's National Online Girlfriend Day?
yoo that's so cool! time to go dm my girl
They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)