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a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.
Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.
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A person that doesn’t send the text they meant to or sends half of it.
Being a half-sender is like sending half a tit, we wanna see the whole tit not half a nude, so send the whole text you fuck wad.
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Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.
“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”
“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”
You're in for a smoke session You know you fucked up when you hear this. Usually followed by "Front Leaning Rest Position, Move!" Or anoth
*The Company talking aloud and moving around in formation*
Drill Sergeant: DELTA COMPANY! Why are we talking and moving in the formation? Don't worry I'll fix it! Company ah-TENN-hutt! Half Right Face! Front Leaning Rest position, move! In Cadence!
Company: In Cadence!
Drill Sergeant: Exercise! One Two Three! One Two Three! One Two Three! ONE TWO THREE!
Ewan Has a Half a Mile Kyle while Sean Gabello is stuck with a millimeter peter
When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.
“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”
A masterpiece that came out in 2004 and still holds up in 2020.
Wow, half life 2 is still going.