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A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.
T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.
It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.
Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."
it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
when you strap a muffin to your dick and have your girl eat it.
Stacy left shortly after presenting the idea of hammer muffin. It was chocolate too.
Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.
Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it