Can I have your digits?

An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.

Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?

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Does levi have a piss kink?

no.

person 1: hey, does levi have a piss kink?
swag person 2: no he doesn't.

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We have cookie run at home

OMG COOKIE RUN

ADIDASHDWAHSD RUN 3D OMG

Mom:WE HAVE COOKIE RUN AT HOME BITCH
OK
MOM:PEST COCKROACH
I PLAY THIS IS SPONSERED BY COOKIE RUN 3D RUNN

NOT ON ANDROID ON IDK WHERE BUT U CANT PLAY IT ON ANDROID

Hey mom can i download cookie run
mom:we have cookie run at home
oh ok

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I have killed them all

What you say to your partner to let them know they can enter the bank.
Commonly associated with dialing a wrong number and going to jail.
Fun for pranks!

*Bzzzzt*
Human 1: I have killed them all. You may enter.
Human 2: Wrong n-number..?
Human 1: ...
*Beep*

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Did Trump Have Nine Lives?

An equivalent of asking “Could Donald J. Trump be nearing the last stage of his decade-long corrupt and criminal lifestyle after devilishly and successfully avoiding fines and jail sentences time and time again?”

How long could Trump’s “political persecution” be used as a legal excuse to exonerate him from being locked up? Did Trump have nine lives? Have bribes, crimes, and lies finally lost patience with him and his cronies? Has Heaven’s impatience taken hold of them?

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just tryna have fun

the act of not give a f**k about anything, always trying to have a good time, going crazy with friends by any means necessary.

I'm just tryna have fun....

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have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

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