Blakeβs car Is used by shit cunts to be shit
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A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.
Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.
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A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.
Alan is being such a car guard
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When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms
" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "
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Whenever your losing an argument with someone just call them "their name car" with a picture of an ugly car. The car remark has built up has become especially popular in the minecraft modded star wars community but has gradually developed a further reach spreading into other communities.
burner: Thats literally a federal crime im reporting you to the police
you: burner car
charles: you realize the point you just made is stupid and incorrect right?
you: charles car
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an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.
"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"
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A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.
"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"
"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"
"Naw man, i've got a safari car"
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