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Masturbating while taking a dump, especially if done out of neccessity due to lack of a more appropriate venue.
This camping trip's been a bear, I've had no time to myself. Things got so bad I had to take a Jack Duke in my friend's RV.
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A Flat Jack is a square of breaded processed chicken that can be heated up in a toaster instead of an oven, making it a quick and convenient lunch option or snack food.
It's like a chicken nugget that is the size and shape of a Pop-Tart.
Hey man, I'm hungry, but I dont want to heat up the oven or turn on the stove for something small. What do I do?
Oh, no problem. Stick a couple Flat Jacks in the toaster and you're good to go dude.
Thanks brah
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When ones partner gets two sticks of butter and inserts one into the anus and uses the second stick of butter as lubricant for a handjob.
"Dude, that chick, Jessica, gave me a buttery jack yesterday!"
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The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.
Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).
Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"
Ninja jack successful.
Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"
Almost.
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1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)
2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.
3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.
eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.
eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!
eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!
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An extremely hot hockey player who can get it
Jack hughes is sexy PERIOD!!
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South African Afrikaans rapper. Famous singles include "Jy dink jys cooler as ekke" (You think you're cooler than me), Dans Dans Dans with Francois van Coke and Die Vraagstuf with Die Heuwels Fantasties.
Famous for his zef style and straightforward lyrics.
Did you see Jack Parow's new single, it was awesome
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