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Low Carb

How you feel when you finally hit that point in your weekend where you stop caring and decide to get high. "Low" would be sarcastic for high and "Carb" being the sarcastic way of saying you do not care. You feel low carb when you figure you are done with caring about your responsibilities and have an urge to get high.

Bob: Hey do you still have to work today?
John: No man, it's Saturday. I'm feeling low carb.

Bob: Wanna Smoke?

by BCbrother March 8, 2016


Low Grade Blues

The phenomenon of posting online about a graded collectible whereby the original poster will always apologize for the low quality of said collectible.

"Just bought a new-to-me copy of Avengers #1, sorry for the low grade." Got them Low Grade Blues

by Slimcady March 3, 2023


Low energy loser

A low energy loser is made famous by the low energy Jeb nickname by Donald trump. A low energy loser however encompasses all genres of human beings. A low energy loser sucks the life force out of others by simply being a flatline useless human being. This low energy frequency emits to the higher level high energy humans and attempts to drag them down. Low energy losers may use a lot of marijuana but it isn’t a requirement. They spend their days doing various tasks such as asking others for money, taking joy rides, feeling sorry for themselves after a long hard day laying around their room watching YouTube and or getting high.

That low energy loser just hit me up for another five bucks because they ran out of gas again!

I can’t stand low energy losers who spend their time feeling sorry for themselves rather than getting a job

by Zorrbabr July 21, 2022


pat lowe

The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.

If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.

by Giuseppington September 17, 2018


dim low

empty vessel, oxgyen theif, throw away. cosmic dipshit

look at this dim low,

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater March 30, 2024


Faux Low

People characterized as being a fake low-life bitch.

Jamie is acting like a faux low because she was talking about kris behind her back.

by jamiehoster May 27, 2022


Low Fat Rofl Mayo

More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.

Usually used in reflection of a funny event.

Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.

by LessOffensive February 11, 2010