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If everyone calls you Luke, and your name isn’t actually Lucas, your parents are probably bible thumpers or millennials. Regardless if its Luke and not Lucas your probably a complete failure. The name Lucas fucks, and it fucks hard.
We were at the party for ten or fifteen minutes until Lucas pulled up with a fifth of whiskey and two blondes.
is a amazing person, that cares about you and your feelings. if you meet a Luca, say thank you.
if he uses ":)" , "😎" and "LMAOO". he's the right Luca
Lucas is your main character friend with a great sense of humour, that everyone adores. Except his penis looks like a long piece of string cheese. Big in length, small in width
Bro Lucas, why is it so long but so small
Lucas is your funny friend with with a long penis but small in width.
Lucas, it’s so long but so small
Physically weak individual, a person who wouldn’t be able to carry you if you got shot in a firefight.
You looked like a Lucas out there when you attempted over and over to buddy carry that guy.
The kind of guy you can find on the toilet black out drunk while trying to take a fat shit and wank at the same time
Damn! Luca is a great multitasker! he had a wank and a shit at the same time!