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Matthew Champlin

A person who gets all dem hoes

Matthew Champlin is a baddie

by mature boy April 8, 2022


Matthew ranft

Dawg.

Nah bro Matthew ranft is such a dawg

by King Kong deluxe April 18, 2024


Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.

Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...

by _CrazyBitch_ April 19, 2019


Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 5, 2018


Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright

Matthew kakuk is smart

by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024

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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.

Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

by WordGod22 January 28, 2022


Matthew Telfer

The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.

Matthew Telfer your such a monkey

by sorannna234 February 5, 2023