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A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.
Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?
This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.
"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan
Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show
Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again
It’s mourning and moaning at the same time
When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)
When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"
"Why? You eat Japanese?"
"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows