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"I'm reliably informed," is a phrase I use on messageboards contained like it is here within speech marks, to denote that what I'm about to say is not the absolute truth, or more likely to be a downright lie.
"I'm reliably informed" that Madonna is about to adopt several more children, as she wishes to re-shoot "The Sound of Music" with herself in the lead role and then she can make it an all family affair.
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The phrase "I'm gonna do it" usually refers to a specimen of the human species verbally expressing the phrase in reference to do something a friend or partner has told them to do. Most of the time, the friend or partner is joking because the thing being referenced to is risky or dangerous to the person or people around them.
Person 1: I dare you to jump off that building.
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: No wait, don't actually do it.
Person 2: I'm gonna do it.
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When someone says I'm Really Feeling It! It means they are gay and horny.
Whenever I watch gay porn I say I'm Really Feeling It!
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A saying Troy made up at Virginia Tech meaning he has to tell the truth but regrets it... It is spreading in popularity as we speak
I'm not gonna lie, but you are fat and ugly
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A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle. Spreading awareness about teenage pregnancy helps young girls understand the importance of waiting.
Thuggizzle has an outreach program called I'm Too Young And Not Ready for teenagers who get pregnant.
What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
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A shorter and more awesome way of saying "Whatever, I'm over it."
Hey, why didn't you get me a present for Mother's day? Whatevs I'm Ove's.
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