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Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.
Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
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Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,
One card short of a full deck
That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."
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Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
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On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)
A day to slap your short friend, on 12 feb
Time to slap your short friend day
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Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.
"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"
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go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
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