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bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023


Mikey The Noob

A microphone/mic noobs use.

Oh, I use Mikey The Noob

by notl0rdes June 27, 2018


Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 2, 2025


noob character

A character specifically designed to be easier or more spammy for newer players in a fighting game.

Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.

Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.

Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,

by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021


Noob Camper

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.

Loser: Ugh, you’re such a NOOB CAMPER!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 15, 2018


Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024


WOT Noob

A guy who blames ping for missing his shots

He lost because he's a WOT Noob.

by Tigbesticles January 3, 2020