Get Real Noob

1. When someone is a complete noob, and they seriously need to get real.

2. They are so noob like that they are far off reality, in which case they need to get a hold of reality, aka get real. and since they are infarct a noob to start with, we say get real noob.

Example #1:

noob: whats LoL?
cool dude: league of legends
noob: whats that?
cool dude: wtf, get real noob!

Example #2:

aS.ShaDow posted:
I agree with your opinion because you know how it feels to be famous.

WUT??

You cannot be serious. You are trying to say that its tough being famous and therefore people should feel bad for people who can't handle the fame and turn to drugs?

Get real, noob.

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Real Cam Girl

A legitimate girl who hosts a webcam chat that doesn't solicit porn sites or spam like most cam girls (a.k.a. cam whores)

I was talking to Kara22innc on AIM last night and she got me into her cam chat for free! I was surprised to actually find a real cam girl to to talk to who wasn't just looking to make money!

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Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

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Real Jager Bomb

A Real Jager Bomb is a shot of Jager dropped into a cup off beer, sometimes confused with pussy Jager bombs where people drop Jager into Red Bull.

I drank a "Real Jager Bomb" yesterday by dropping a shot of Jager into beer and all the pooseys dropped their Yager into Red Bull and grew vaginas.

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Na Fo Real

No way Are you Kidding

Lil'Jon:I just got ma damn car so crunk itz a fly hoopied.
Katrina:Na Fo Real
Lil'Jon:Fo Real

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Real Salt Lake

A Major League Soccer club based in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy, Utah. Nicknamed "RSL", the club at first got a lot of criticism because they were very bad and had an un-American name. However, it dwindled down after the won the Cup title in 2009 and excelled in the CONCACAF Champions League.

Colorado Rapids Fan: We won the MLS Cup '10!!!

Real Salt Lake: Psh, took you 15 years! Took us only five!

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Pack Dat Real

Meaning to pack a minimum of 1.5 gram in a bong, making sure its really packed down ever so nicely

BRO1: We going to smoke out of a bong with three people?
BRO2: Yea man just make sure you pack dat real..

FRANK: That bowl we just smoked burned to quick...
BOB: Well next time pack dat real!