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Fuck Me Band

The blue things in soft drink bottle lids that can be cut and stretched into wristbands.
Called 'Fuck Me Bands' because when someone snaps them (usually on purpose) they want to fuck you.

*Guy snaps girl's fuck me band*
Girl: wow i didn't know you wanted to fuck me...that room is free!

by Lizzy554 September 18, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardcore Band Camp

Where all the weird shit happens

Bill: Hey Johnny wanna do a line of Cocaine off my Shaft
Johnny: Sure!
Bill: So glad it's legal here at Hardcore Band Camp

by GodShaveTheQueen October 13, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


oregon marching band

The university of oregon's marching band. They are known for memorizing their music, being sponsored by nike, and their "wall of sound". Also called the OMB

Man the Oregon Marching band had some wicked moves in their 007 show!

by Tenor January 12, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


lhs marching band

A clusterfuck of lassiter students who like to spend the entire day with band fags. they get enjoyment out of practicing, and get boners when they play a note in tune. see cult

Band fag # 1: Hey man i just got a new trombone
band fag # 2: Jinkies, that is the one i wanted for christmas. u lucky duck!

by Ryan L. December 15, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Indie Bands With a Mission

Indie Bands With a Mission, also known as IBWAM, is a volunteer group/informal, non-profit organization. Our goal is to write cookbooks that feature a few local/unknown bands and the band members' favorite recipes.

The profits from each cookbook will go towards whatever charity the bands featured in the cookbook want to help. A few food banks in the Washington, DC area will benefit from the profits as well.

The first cookbook is Wonder Treats That Bands Fantasize About.

Girl 1: Did you hear about Indie Bands With a Mission?

Girl 2: No, who are they?

Girl 1: This great volunteer group! Matthew Fazzi & Isaac Bolivar of Taking Back Sunday/Happy Body Slow Brain, Find Vienna, AND Corrin Campbell joined. We should help them out. They give back to society!

Girl 2: COOL. Where can I check them out?

Girl 1: Everywhere! Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Tumblr!

by five yellow & white balloons December 10, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carnival Band

A term used to describe a musical style, production quality, or band that is downright mediocre. These bands will often be playing some sort of blues, jazz, or "rock n' roll" and are heard in the background at carnivals and town festivals. Only enjoyed by drunk old people.

1) I was walking through the carnival to get to the rides and I heard some lame-ass Carnival Band playing Elvis covers.

2) "Rollover Beethoven" by ELO is a Carnival Band song.

by NiggerMutilator September 17, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž