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when you have sex and you burst your entire full load of cum
Brett: Hey man did you do that chick last night??
Aaron: YEAH BRO! I busted my insanity nut on her! She was cover in my cum dude i was like a fire hose!!
The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.
“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”
When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.
" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"
A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.
If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.
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When she succ you through your Tommy boxers but doesn't finish so you have to jack off on your own to cum.
Yo, this chick gave me a salty nut last night after I paid for dinner wtf
When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.
To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts