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Instead of a pearl necklace. When your ready for the money shot, grab the bitch's head, and "JAM" the "PEARLS" down her throat!
Sally always short changed her boyfriend by never swallowing so he forced the Jam Pearls down her throat.
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to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom
Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!
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the sticky old bits and pieces at the end of a womens period and stinks like an old rusty coin.
oh dear i've got camel toe jam again...
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Much like his ancestral counterpart (see "Jam Boy"), a Korean Jam Boy is the act of smearing kimchi pepper paste on the face of a small weak korean man/boy to attract the mosquitoes while you troll through Seoul looking for side-ways vagina to slay. The size of the Korean Jam Boy is insignificant since every Korean man can be physically dominated by any other race. If the pepper paste runs into his eyes you can piss on his face, because if he starts to cry from the burning you will have to kill him and throw in a dumpster and then get a new one. The night usually concludes with banging his sister while you make him videotape and beat off in the corner, after which you allow him to wash the kimchi pepper paste off his face while his sister folds your laundry and cooks you Korean BBQ. Before you kick them out you take all of their money so they have to walk home.
Friend: "Dude your Korean Jam Boy is fucked up."
Me: "I know, I had to break both of his arms because he was eating all of the kimchi on his face"
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The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.
Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)
Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!
Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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to tell someone to calm down / shut up.
someone chatting for ages...
"jam your hype, man! "
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Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.
Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.
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