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A pretty cool guy, however extremely awkward in social situations.
Hey its dan coleman....Oh wait he is on his phone being awkward again!
You start hard then just fuck it up and leave it smelling like fish
It's a guy named Dan who is paranoid of every one who is by him he thinks that every one is out to dis him or take some thing from him. A guy who will go out of his way to do another wrong because in his mind you did some thing to him but you don't know it . Happens others because of his own twisted thoughts like"hey he looked at me like I was stupid" and Dan will sell revenge upon you for it.
Your neighbor Dan the fucktard flattened my tire because he said I slammed my door hard so he would be disturbed and make him mad on purpose. What a fucktard
when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.
stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr
That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.
Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan
A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.