Random
Source Code
Random
A male who claims to be nothing but nice and compassionate towards women and as a result feels he deserves acknowledgment from females but never gets any because in reality he is actually a douchebag for thinking that he is owed something just for being respectful and nice. That's called being a fucking decent human being, dummies, and no one owes you shit for that.
This guy thinks he's going to get some ass just because he's nice to me sometimes. What a stereotypical nice guy.
8👍 4👎
couch guy- a person who resides on someone's couch. He or she may or may not pay rent for the couch. Usually pays through karmic duties such as cleaning or cooking. Usually someone adept to the art of couch surfing. Will usually reside on a couch anywhere from a day to a year.
Dude, you still haven't gotten rid of the "couch guy" yet? How long has been here? Like two years?
7👍 3👎
When you are talking to someone and they say something COMPLETELY random. you point ramdomly in any direction and say, "ur stupid,like that guy (points)"
Tim:Hey Fred
Fred:BLERARGGG
Tim:ur such a dumbass, ur like that guy!
7👍 4👎
The Simpsons character who always wears a bumblebee suit and speaks spanish. He hosts his own children's show, which Bart couldn't stop watchintg due to the scantily clad women wearing peacock hats.
The Bumblebee Guy never speaks english
7👍 4👎
The type of man preferred by normal, psychologically healthy women, such as those who inhabit places like Asia, Latin America, and Eastern Europe. However, the nice guy gets little play from modern Western women, due to them being deranged, mentally ill skanks who enjoy being used and abused by creeps and players.
Nice guys *do* get laid--just not by mentally ill skanks like most modern Western women are.
235👍 229👎