someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.
cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
Means you can either fight the person or sleep with them, depending on how it is used.
You can jump on this dick whenever you’d like.
You don’t want to jump on this I’ll mess you up.
an exercise that involves bouncing up and down while spreading your legs and arms, this exercise will most likely make you sweat and if done long enough make you spill liquids.
yo look at him/her do the jumping jacks, so hot
When you jump from one dick to another during sex.
Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "
Dissing a rapper of higher popularity/rank to jump up in popularity/rank.
"Aye @NickCannon you better stop rap jumping my n*gga marshall before me, 50, Royce, crooked i, Lloyd banks, j Cole, Kendrick, logic, tech n9ne, big Sean, and king los get busy on yo ass.... pause. 🖊 keep playin. 😑😑😑," Joyner tweeted.
When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!
Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!