Juice Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

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loin juice

sperm from a randy human male.

"What's on the menu for tonight Biff?", asked Dottie.
"Loin juice," replied Biff, "And plenty of it!"

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City Juice

Any unknown liquid coming from above in an urban setting.

Spit, Beer, Urine, Air Conditioner Drip, etc..
"I thought I got hit by some City Juice but I think it was just raining."

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juice rag

1. a small garment used to wipe semen of of ones partner multiple time without washing

2. a femine version of the term, "douche bag," whereas, typically males are referred to as "douce bag," a female (or feminine male) would be referred to as "juice rag"

1.)
Jill: "John, hurry up and wipe this shit off my back, it's starting to drip on the sheets!"

John: "I will, Jill, just let me find the juice rag!"

2.)
(while driving) "Hey, you fucking juice rag, inbound traffic has the right-of-way!

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Zeus juice

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.

I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!

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Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

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Juice Maker

While you are giving her the shocker you start rubbing her clit with your thumb until it makes her juice

I gave her the juice maker until she was cumming all over the place.

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