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To feast upon the wet, saucy deliciousness of a person's genitalia. Also, what's cookin' in a person's undergarments.
Example 1:
Husband: I'm so excited you are finally cooking dinner.
Wife: Yeah, I'm serving. And after dinner you can eat my soup.
Example 2:
Tom: You are such a terrible cook. You can't even boil water.
Mary: Eat my soup, jerkface.
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false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.
lipton chicken noodle soup is tasty!
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A penis that is short in length but very girthey.
Dddaanngg girl my vagina hurts from all that soup can penis last night!
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The world famous Steak & Ale Pie, Chips, Peas, and extray on the gravay cha'mone.
As available from The Megabyte in Heriot-Watt Universitay Student's Association (on Friday at lunch time)
John: I might not get pie today 'cos i'm feeling a bit under the weather.
Peter: But John, it's chicken soup for the soul, check check the cone.
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1. A popular book series for dimwits and sheeple, which consist of a collection of so called "inspirational" mushy, touchy-feely stories which sheeple like to buy into so they feel uplifted.
The first published book of the series was published by the wonderful and illustrious self-made millionaires, Jack Canfield and Mark Victor Hansen. They make hundreds of thousands of dollars through the occupation of motivational speaking, which is basically the task of making losers feel better about themselves with one in a million positive results for anyone involved.
2. Currently you can see the authors of this actually soulless work, such as Mark Victor Hansen, on cable tv infomercials pandering pyramid schemes and work-at-home ripoff scams regularly at about 3pm.
Likely to the very most financially desperate and vulnerable people in society.
Middle Aged Lady:
"Think I'll buy this great uplifting book. The last 'chicken soup for the soul' one was so uplifting."
Me: "Please don't buy that empty crud. The authors are soulless shills playing you for a fool, and laugh at you for being a sucker."
2. "Awwww... this story about the cripple who triumphed over his disability almost makes me forget that it was published by a bunch of dicks, who make a living taking advantage of 1000s of people's emotions and low self esteem."
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a term used to describe a feeling after a particularly heavy night of drinking or drug use. Coined from the title of a song penned by a band called Intox, out of Rochester New York. Also used to describe a persons life that is spinning out of control.
I drank so much last night, I cant get out of bed today, I feel like a soup sandwich.
I cant believe that I saw my ex turning tricks downtown. Her life must be a soup sandwich right about now.
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The aftermath of when a woman is on her cycle and has unprotected sex with a man. The semen and menstrual blood are therefore combined, thus the formation of cream of menstrual soup.
Man, me and Julie got together last night and, well she was on her period and we had some cream of menstrual soup.
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