To fake punch someone is to appear as though you are striking them, but not actually connecting. The recipient of the fake punch acts dramaticaly as though they were really punched. The intention of the fake punch is to draw attention to ones selves.
Jamie fake-punched Chris and he fell to the ground thus drawing much attention.
I am going to fake punch Chris in the pub.
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It is what a 40 year old dad says about his wife
Friend:how was your day
Dad:I used the punching bag then she mad dinner
Friend:oh
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when some gay lovers or homesexuals take each other up the bottom.
he shoved it hard up there so it was bleeding
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to jerk off; to masterbate to beat the meat
when no one is around I am punching the cyclops
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Anal sex. Like punching a time card, punching a vote, or a hole puncher. Punching shit.
Gay men, and adventurous straight men, practice the ancient form of lovemaking known as punching shit.
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In Super Smash Bros when you use a bomb or mine to blow both your character and your foe up. Best justed when your foe in near you you throw a mine down and grab you foe until you both go boom.
Smith: HaHa you lost
Sam: Shut up, you're just mad that I Palestinian punched your ass.
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Two parts Vodka, two parts Sangria, six oranges, sliced, one Donkey.
'Sup, Nick? Dis Donkey Punch gotta Mule kick to it!
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