If you don't hit it out of the park with one of these guys, then you're gonna end up 4 years down the road in the same situation you did with Jason.
When there is far too many penises to fit in the available orifices.
The gang bang got started, there was no place to put my cock. It looked like a Nigerian road block.
Bubble Head Road is BS! Doesn't exist!
Normal, everyday, hardworking, taxpaying, voting citizens live there. They have been woken from sound sleep, shot at, windows shot out, vandalized with spray paint, egged, bottles thrown at, nothing but harassed!!
Where did you get your information on Bubble Head Road?
Leave these people alone!!!
To get head while playing a racing video game
also known as DR. H
she gives such good Digital Road Head I damn near crashed
the gayest show you will ever watch
Ronda: Did you catch the last episode of October Road?
Me: oh HAAAAYAL NO
curves like the mountains inthe alps which dont stop on a woman
"damn son you peep shorty over there, with the junk in the trunk, mama is built like a winding road."
An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.
Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"
Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"