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Applying one's own saliva to the penis to facilitate sexual relations with an unknowing and traditionally unconscious sexual partner.
She had the nerve to fall asleep on me! Now I'ma have to pull a spit and run on that ass!
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Something Matt gets really angry about when you do it in front of him. He'll scream "THIS IS MY SWAMP!" and tell you to stop, but you never stop.
Look, it's Jonah Naruto Running down the hall!
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Another way of saying one is pooping.
Since it takes roughly around 7-10 minutes to run a mile, to "run a mile" can be used for "pooping" instead of blatantly saying one is pooping.
One can also say "2 miles" for roughly 20 minutes of pooping and so on.
Guy 1: What are you up to this morning?
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go "run a mile". Be right back.
Guy 1: Alright, I just ran my 3 miles this morning.
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When 4 males (usually named David, Cameron, Chris, and Taylor) claim they are going to get dinner but instead they run train on each other.
Why are the boys taking so long???
...They're probably out on another dude run.
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When you chug a gallon of milk then have sexual intercourse within 30 mins of chugging the milk.
Nick: “What’d you do when you were in Japan?”
Wyatt: “I went on a milk run”
Nick: “What’s that?”
Wyatt: “I went to a convenience store and grabbed a gallon of milk and a bag of chips on my way home. I chugged half the gallon and then my hook up called and asked me to come over. So I went to her place, had sex for 5 minutes, and chugged the rest of the gallon on my way home”
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When there is a person that you have some reason for not liking. And, you are talking to a friend and start going on about this person by saying mean things about them.
Mac: Are you going on a bitch run about Sara?
Codie: Why, yes I am. I hate her.
Mac: I can tell by all the things you say!
Codie: Damn right
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A run taken to relieve guilt. Usually performed by teenagers, these runs accomplish two things- the release of guilt throught the run, and the attention gained from their peers as people talk about their recent guilt runs. This attention then acts to relieve further guilt. Sometimes, jealousy of attention leads to additional running by the original guilt runners close companions. This is known as copycat running, and can also lead to irrationality and a domino effect throughout small communities.
Did you hear aobut that kid, Hes trying to pass off a guilt run as cross country training?
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