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The special second

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.

As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.

by von groovy August 22, 2024


0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.

Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2023


Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser

The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.

by Connor Barth June 27, 2020


second-generation noise

Refers to a giggly "imitation" racket dat a small child gleefully makes after hearing a grownup undertake a jarringly-loud activity, such as hammering, drilling, sawing, filing, etc.

Classic examples of "second-generation noise" would be if a youngster watches his parent or a visiting neighbor driving nails and then starts happily yodeling, "Bam-bam-bam-bam!" while pounding his fist on anything within reach around the house, or hollers, "ZzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw, zzhEEEh-ukhkhahw..." (accompanied by vigorous back-and-forth motions with his forearm against various objects) after he witnesses someone raspingly slicing up boards or plywood with a crosscut saw.

by QuacksO March 14, 2022


irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024


irregular-double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-double-second-cousin

by Simaduria July 26, 2024


make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington March 25, 2014