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Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 08, 2006


chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy

That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit

by Tino September 02, 2003


shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003


shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 21, 2006


ghost shit

Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.

by r. mellie September 22, 2003


oh shit

Famous last words.

Ooh shit... *dead*

by RadicalHabit August 15, 2008


Dew shits

When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea

I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew

by Jcoon July 01, 2014