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Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 8, 2006

107๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


chicken shit

Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy

That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit

by Tino September 2, 2003

624๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003

440๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 21, 2006

90๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost shit

Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.

by r. mellie September 22, 2003

280๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


oh shit

Famous last words.

Ooh shit... *dead*

by RadicalHabit August 15, 2008

507๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž