The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!
Coward... Cowardly... Wimp... Wimpy
That punk won't fight because he's a little chicken shit
used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration
Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!
When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.
Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!
Stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it.
When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea
I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew