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When you bend down to pick up soap you dropped while in the shower, causing water to flow through your now open crack. Usually when you get out of the shower you feel lubed and slippery. Not exactly pleasant.
"Why are you walking so weird?"
"Well I got shower lube when I dropped the soap, and it feels weird to walk."
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A term derived from the graduate working group of a professor at a research-one university in Southern California. A shower sentence refers to the "take-home" message of a text. A good shower sentence is characterized by one's ability to easily recall the main point of an article or other piece of literature--so good that even when waking up and barely conscious in the shower, one is able to remember the main point clearly.
<Students reading Legacies by Portes and Rumbaut>
Teacher: What is the shower sentence of Legacies?
Students: The shower sentence is that the assimilation trajectory of immigrants and their children is directly related to the immigrant groups' mode of entry into the U.S.
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The act of pleasuring ones self in the shower
Person 1: Sorry I took so long, i took a hot shower
Person 2: TMI
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A Man Shower also can be used to refer to multiple men sharing a shower. When there are more men than showers and there is a time constraint, this type of Man Shower can be called. No touching or staring is allowed, lest ye be banned from all future Man Showers and shunned/mocked for many years.
"We have to leave in ten minutes and we still have 5 guys who haven't showered yet. With two showers, this is going to take forever!"
"I'm up for a Man Shower."
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The act of urinating on your significant other whilst they are sleeping
This morning as my girlfriend was asleep I ran her a hot shower whilst she was sleeping so when she woke up she would have a nice surprise
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A sexual act where the female is covered in sand and the male cum's on her and she rubs the sand and sperm all over her vagina. This is absolutely the nastiest thing on the planet, I've done it once with a girl but only because she had a weird fetish for it.
I dry showered my girlfriend, it was gross.
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