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To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.
He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .
When a woman has just had sex with a man and says "I think I need to sleep off the meat "
When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.
Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb
"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.
Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!
When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.
Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!
*Cries myself to sleep* Is something you or another can use when they are uncomfortable, when they don't agree, when they are upset or angry, or when you actually wanna cry yourself to sleep! Use it in real life and in text, It doesn't have a preference
Girl one: "I 😩 DONT🤩 CARE🙄 WHO👩 🦲👨 🦲 THE🤍 IRS💥SENDS🤓 I👩 🦱AM❤ NOT❌ PAYING 💵 TAXES 💠"
Girl 2: "*cries myself to sleep*"