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When an airhead/paid escort gets elected to government without ever reading the Constitution.
Lauren Boebert: THIS IS AMERICA! WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION!
The Constitution: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Lauren Boebert: "I'm so tired of this separation of church and state junk!"
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Yeah, there is some learning here. Learning how to correctly roll a blunt with a page of your SDSU transcript. Once you realize you've woken up on too many crap-crusted toilets with other frat boys, gotten laid by one to many androgenous TJ hookers and forgot to go to enough classes to pass, then you notice you're still a freshman in what should be your graduating year, and still trying to cheat off a quiet mexican/asian/white hybrid student who is ashamed to be in class with the guy that smells like puke and Jamison and has a permanent boner from the first day of Fall 2001 semester. There are some cool creative writing classes though, and if you want, SDSU has lecture halls big enough to get head in the back from any number of quiet mail-order bride looking OC cuties who like whoring on Daddy's money.
SDSU, SD, Aztecs, San Diego State University, San Diego State
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The small school of about 450-475 students directly across the street from the United States Naval Academy. Also known as St. John's College. Student body is composed of the most brilliant individuals in the world. They must first learn Greek before they can study geometry as they read directly from Euclid. Known as Johnnies, they are rarely seen outside their cloistered campus in Annapolis as they spend most of theirextracurricular time contemplating their belly-buttons. Though not generally known for their physical prowess, Johnnies eschew all intercollegiate sports except croquet. Annually they either cross the street to the Naval Academy or permit the Midshipmen to enter their isolated campus; and then routinely crush them in a humiliating spectre that few can watch on a full stomach. It is on this one day yearly, that they release their pent-up primal energy in a blood-orgy of croquet domination. Then they return to their world, close their gates, never to be heard or seen again until the next year.
For those who desire a classical liberal arts course of study, but who do not desire to serve in the military, I suggest the United States Navel Academy at Annapolis, MD.
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a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.
ewww.... I stepped in the united states government
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Ohio State Integrity is an oxy-moron, meaning that if you claim that a person, or group of persons has "Ohio State Integrity", they actually LACK any integrity at all. This being recently proven by the Ohio State Buckeyes football team, including the coaching staff. Especially Jim THE VEST Tressle.
Jim-Hey man, Im gonna go pawn this Rolex watch that my Great Grandfather left me. Im gonna use the cash for beer money! My Mom knows, but she isnt gonna tell my Dad because itll land my ass in BIG trouble!
Bo-Man, pulling a stunt like that shows your family's Ohio State Integrity. You should keep prized possessions. Not give them away for frivilous trinkets, or even trade them for favors or TATTOOS or money for that matter.
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1) Great song by rapper NaS from his legendary Illmatic
2) Song by singer Billy Joel
3) Trying to make fast money by illegal activities
1) I lay puzzled as I backtrack the earlier times/nothing's equivelant to the New York State of Mind
2) I've left them all behind/I'm in a New York state of mind
3) Guy 1: I feel like doing a robbery
Guy 2: Man, you're in a New York State of Mind
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Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.
That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy
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