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When you chat so long and often to your mates online that you keep using MSN abbreviations in the real world.
I keep saying lol all the time in real life, lol.
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Over-commoditization at the expense of originality, artistic quality, and substance.
Amazon Review of Sophie Jordan's "Firelight", shows Twilight Syndrome in action:
"...She was far too much the super-special yet tragically misunderstood heroine from the get-go, a cardboard cut-out of a character that's getting dog-eared with overuse. Consequently, the cliche "forbidden romance" with the obligatory perfect love interest was contrived from the start. It smacks far too much of Twilight, whose romance nobody should be praising or trying to emulate. I wanted to be subtly and skillfully led into both the story and their relationship; instead I had it shoved at me. Needless to say I will not be reading beyond the few chapters I was prompted to try, and I will just have to hold out for another author to come along and do the opposite to dragons what Stephanie Meyer did do to vampires."
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To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls
John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.
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A form of autism believe it or not. Named after Hans Asperger.
Aspergers Syndrome can be mild or extreme. Its a gift and a curse at the same time.
Its known mostly for being a social issue. People with it can walk and talk like normal people but the ability to handle talking with people, dealing with people, understand social "cues" and even so much as going up and asking for a new cheeseburger in a restaurant if it is made wrong without feeling like a complete idiot and fearing what the people working there are thinking of them can and will be VERY hard. In other cases, so much as walking down the street is a problem for these people.
People with aspergers syndrome often have very small interests for example computers or radio or a certain TV show or music. Because of their lack of the ability to deal with people, people with this issue often stick to themselfs. Often in their rooms. They learn about their favorite subjects to the point of having encyclopedic knowldege of the subject. This is partially where the term "little professer" came from.
Aspergers Syndrome comes with a few additional problems. People with it often have strong OCD and deal with panic attacks.
Poeple with it have problems being touched. So much as being hugged or touched by their parents, family or anybody even close to them can be a very bad expirence for them.
grooming, wearing of socks, can be a problem.
bad posture is also a common problem with people with aspergers syndrome.
A mild form of autism is known as asperger's syndrome.
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When a guy plays Call of Duty so much he ends up lacking social skills, and eventually dies a virgin.
guy 1: man my girlfriend dumped me last night
guy 2: why?
guy 1: she says i never pay enough attention to her cos i'm always on cod
guy 2: classic cod syndrome mate.
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When you know you need to break away from the rest of the snowflakes but do not have the courage.
Gail was tired of the obnoxious behavior of the other snowflakes. She tried to break away but was suffering from snowflake syndrome.
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Swain Syndrome is when an individual is only attracted to Asian females. They find no other race attractive. This attraction typically applies to solely Asian females of Chinese, Japanese or Korean descent.
Eddie has Swain Syndrome because he only likes Chinese girls.
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