unsport talking

The Art of relating two unrelated sports to anger someone. answering questions of one sport with Using stats and players and positions of another sport

earlier: "Do you think the Celtics will win?"
"I Don't know they have a weak pitching staff"
"what the fuck. that doesn't even make any sense"

dude earlier i was unsport talking ethan. it pissed him off so much.

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Small talk

Just useless gossiping to fill the awkward silence between 2 persons or more.

BELLA!! Your small talk is irritating me now...can we replace it with some sports news..??

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medium-talk

as opposed to small talk.
its not about who knows whom. or whos done what. but one or two levels deeper in the nitty gritty

Wanda medium-talked. "I don't know if its outside pressure or my own. Im trying to get these studies done, probably adding art therapy to be able to work for the (wo)man. at least art related. stand on my own two feet. change from passenger to driver. still a scare with kids and all. do you support yourself?

the support i get is mainly from women. mothers. it is frowned upon to refuse to make economic choices a priority. i mean, i get it but i don't buy it."

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face-talk

When some one is giving you shit/busting your balls for no reason.

Friend 1: Dude, what the hell? Why didn't you just pick me up?
Friend 2: My bad, I forgot.
Friend 1: What are you, stupid?
Friend 2: Shut up, I've had enough of your face-talk right now.

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Talk-Blocker

Someone, usually an intern or less gifted coworker, who doesn't stop talking to a colleague or superior about a topic you wish to speak about, but because they sound pathetic and annoying, you realize you can't possibly jump in the conversation or follow up without also sounding annoying, even when you know your are smarter, more relevant and usually better looking. And thus your talk has been blocked.

Say your new to a job and want to make an impression to your new boss, so you get ready to talk to them about something you really know, and then this older intern who was hired to organize folders on the servers and punch holes in paper, starts blabbing about the same thing to your boss, and you see they want to run away, and you're like oh shit, I can't follow that or the boss will hate me too. Damn you talk-blocker, damn you. Of course you realize you are getting paid and he is not, so that's cool.

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talk loli

A pedophile who posts lolis on talk.lol and hates manly men.
Most are salty incels who can't even talk to an adult women without stuttering.

Look at that talk loli! They sure do cry a lot and like the man butt!

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The friend talk

When someone talks to their friends boyfriend/girlfriend about how they will hurt them if they hurt that friend, how to treat them, ect.

Melissa: im gonna have the friend talk with Brad

Angela: just dont hurt him!

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