Talk-Blocker

Someone, usually an intern or less gifted coworker, who doesn't stop talking to a colleague or superior about a topic you wish to speak about, but because they sound pathetic and annoying, you realize you can't possibly jump in the conversation or follow up without also sounding annoying, even when you know your are smarter, more relevant and usually better looking. And thus your talk has been blocked.

Say your new to a job and want to make an impression to your new boss, so you get ready to talk to them about something you really know, and then this older intern who was hired to organize folders on the servers and punch holes in paper, starts blabbing about the same thing to your boss, and you see they want to run away, and you're like oh shit, I can't follow that or the boss will hate me too. Damn you talk-blocker, damn you. Of course you realize you are getting paid and he is not, so that's cool.

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tuck and talk

when you tuck your mobile/cell into a collar or scarf so you can talk handsfree.

its cold out here so i'm gonna tuck and talk.
my girlfriend goes on about work for hours so i tuck and talk.

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squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.

(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"

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bitch-talk

nonsense; foolish or meaningless language.

knock it off with your bitch-talk!

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Small talk

Just useless gossiping to fill the awkward silence between 2 persons or more.

BELLA!! Your small talk is irritating me now...can we replace it with some sports news..??

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medium-talk

as opposed to small talk.
its not about who knows whom. or whos done what. but one or two levels deeper in the nitty gritty

Wanda medium-talked. "I don't know if its outside pressure or my own. Im trying to get these studies done, probably adding art therapy to be able to work for the (wo)man. at least art related. stand on my own two feet. change from passenger to driver. still a scare with kids and all. do you support yourself?

the support i get is mainly from women. mothers. it is frowned upon to refuse to make economic choices a priority. i mean, i get it but i don't buy it."

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unsport talking

The Art of relating two unrelated sports to anger someone. answering questions of one sport with Using stats and players and positions of another sport

earlier: "Do you think the Celtics will win?"
"I Don't know they have a weak pitching staff"
"what the fuck. that doesn't even make any sense"

dude earlier i was unsport talking ethan. it pissed him off so much.

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