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someone who is stoned and stupid to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).
Shut up you damn over grown tard mongral.
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Mama no tengo hambre comere mas tarde, is a common used sentence when trying to get someone to eat their Frijoles (beans)
This sentence should only be used in controversial contexts.
- Mijo, come get your frijoles
- sorry my mom wants me to eat dinner
- "mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!"
*smoke alarm going off*
Any day of the year when every person you encounter act like they're complete
Morons !!!
" every person I've came across today are acting like total morons, it must be Mother fuckin' dumbass Re-fuckin' -Tarded day
This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.
Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.
Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.
Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.
A Liberal who gets defensive and irate when talking about renewable resources.
These green-tards think you can break physics law of conservation..